SUMMER HEAT… so much going on (Part 161y)
… and she was! It was
just a little past 5pm when I pulled up the driveway. She’d only been
home for a short while and was taking clothes off the wash line. I
walked out to see her and I could tell she had something she wanted to
tell me. I watched as she took a look at where the girls were playing
and seeing that they were occupied motioned for me to follow her to the
other end of the line. I had no idea what she was up to but followed
along. At the far end were clothes that I recognized as Barbara’s. There
were a bunch of panties and I thought it really strange that she’d take
me to see them. But it wasn’t just the panties but a pair of shorts
that she was after. I didn’t say anything and let her be the one to
speak. When she turned around to face me I could see what I would call a
smirk on her face. She grabbed a pair of panties and then pointed to a pair
of khaki shorts. I still had no idea what was going on in her mind.
Slowly,
she explained that when she went down to the basement to start the wash
she found a pair of shorts and a pair of panties right on top inside
the washing machine. When she went to sort the clothes into like piles
(whites with whites… colors with colors) she noticed there was a stain
in the crotch of the shorts. She said she didn’t make anything of it
because it wasn’t all that large but when she touched the panties they
were a bit damp. When she held them up to look at them she said she was
shocked to find that they’d been wet and more than once. As soon as I heard
that I knew where she was going with it… but I didn’t interrupt, wanting
to hear her thoughts. She was now holding the pair of the Lollipop
panties she’d taken from the line and pointed to a place half way up the
back and said that was a far as the stain went. By now I was trying to
keep from smiling. I knew if I did she’d want to know why and I surely
didn’t want to tell her of my discovery from the previous Sunday. Then
she looked at me and asked if I remembered her telling me about a
comment that Phyllis had made to her in which she indicated that she thought Barbara might be wetting on purpose. Biting my tongue to keep from making it too
obvious that I, indeed, did remember, I nodded affirmatively. I truly
wasn’t expecting what came next.
She wanted to know what we
should do about it. With that, I did laugh and Elle didn’t take it all
that well. She wanted to know what was funny about Barbara’s wetting. I
think I took a deep breath before I started talking. I definitely
remember being somewhat stern when I reminded her that we were not
Barbara’s parents and, as such, had no right to get involved. There were
two more points I wanted to make and I don’t remember which came first.
One was to point out that she (we) didn’t know if the situation she’d
just described was a case of deliberate wetting or a true ‘accident’.
The second was that even if it was a case of wetting on purpose, what
harm was there in it. I asked Elle if she’d seen any stains or evidence
of wetting other than the sheets on her bed. I don’t think she answered
but I made an emphatic point of saying that she wasn’t to broach the
subject with Barbara and asked her to acknowledge that she wouldn’t. It
took a few seconds before she mumbled an “OK”.
I was in the
process of changing my clothes when the phone rang. It was right next to
the bed so I grabbed it surprised to hear Barbara’s voice. She was calling
to say she wouldn’t be joining us for supper as she was going out with
her father. He’d spent the long weekend with Phyllis and his other kids
near Philadelphia and just gotten back. Barbara said she wanted to hear
how her sister and brothers were doing so he suggested going to dinner.
I’d barely gotten the phone back in the cradle when it came to me that
we (Elle and I) were free for a while. Now, what to do with the time?
It
didn’t take Elle long to come up with a suggestion. I’d mentioned that
Elle had been exposed to golf and was anxious to pursue it. We’d gone
looking for the par three course only a short time ago and when we found
it also met the owner, a wizened old man, who’d given us free passes to
try it out. Elle knew exactly where she’d put them and as soon as the supper
table was cleared we were off. I still couldn’t believe the location…
just off a small creek with marshes all around. Naturally, the kids
weren’t thrilled because the only thing they could do was walk around
with us. It wasn’t quite the blind leading the blind but it was close to
it. I’d taken a few lessons and knew something about the numbers on
the bottom of the clubs. I knew the larger the number the shorter
distance the ball would go (if you hit it). I stepped up to the first
tee and have no idea how far it was to the flag (or hole, if you want to
be specific). I swung away and hit the ball… solid… but it didn’t go up
in the air. I subsequently found out that what I’d done was to ’skull’
the ball. I had no idea where it went. I think it was the third ball
that finally went into the air. Elle stepped up and promptly hit one to
right in front of the green. She was holding true to form as the best
female athlete from her high school class.
After many lost balls
(thankfully, all were used balls given to Elle by one of her friends) we reached the
seventh fairway. We’d only seen a few people ahead of us but we were so
slow they soon disappeared from view. The seventh hole was one I’ll
never forget… for a number of reasons. First off, the guy who built the
course did something that you couldn’t even think of today… he’d trucked
in dirt and laid it out over the marshland. We both hit off and, for a
change, weren’t looking for the balls we’d just hit. Walking down the
fairway it was like we were sort of walking on a big pillow because you could
feel yourself going up and down, ever so slightly, as you walked. When we got near the
green I could see a ball up near the flag. The other one was just on
the edge of the green. I figured with the way I’d been hitting balls
that the one by the hole was Elle’s. It wasn’t. I had about a three foot
putt. The only part of golf that I had any experience was in putting,
having had my grandfather teach me when I was about ten or eleven years
old. I sank it and had my first ‘birdie’. I was excited and when I
looked back at Elle she was sort of doubled over. The kids were picking
weed flowers that lined the fairway so they were basically unaware of
Elle’s predicament. As I walked towards her I looked at my watch and
we’d been there for a while but I didn’t think it had been long enough
for Elle to push her ‘limit’ as far as time between bathroom visits.
I’d
almost reached her when she just squatted down and as she did I felt
the bulge building in my pants. She wouldn’t look up at me but I never
took my eyes off the stream of pale yellow that was exiting the back of
her shorts. They were also a pale yellow, a new pair for her, and I knew the
results would probably not be very noticeable. She stayed in the
squatting position for quite a while . It was Kaye yelling that she
wanted to go home that finally prodded her to get up. She knew I was
waiting to ‘inspect’ and inspect I did. I’d been right… the wetness
blended in nicely to the color of the shorts. Elle started to walk off
but I told her she had to at least finish the hole because, like me, it
had been her best shot. She gave me a ‘look’ but went and got her putter
even though from where the ball was it wasn’t the right club. I stood there
and watched her stroke the ball and then followed it’s path right into
the hole. Unbelievable! (153)
To be continued…
3 comments:
Damn, seems to me if she wanted to get off there must have been a better way of covering up then wetting her panties.
The golf experience sounds like it might be a one of been there, done that. Not really a game to drag the kids along. Never my cup of tea, always seemed a rather expensive way to waste an a day.
LOL, I guess that certainly made you glad you went golfing that day! Interesting situation with Barbara. Surprised Elle would feel the need to speak to her about it.
Bad
OB... like the saying goes... 'whatever floats your boat' On the golf, par 3 was about the right speed both for $ and time..
BS... Elle, like most women, wanted to stick her nose in where it didn't belong...
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